OFFICIAL GUINNESS WORLD RECORD ATTEMPT : AIR GUITAR [MASS DEMONSTRATION] : SUN 17TH JULY : MAIN STAGE GUILFEST 2005 : 7.45PM

Jeffrey Disaster would like to annouce:

OFFICIAL GUINNESS WORLD RECORD ATTEMPT

LARGEST AIR GUITAR ENSEMBLE

GUILFEST MAIN STAGE [JUST BEFORE STATUS QUO!]

7:45PM

17,500 PEOPLE
1 SONG
1 WORLD RECORD

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LARGEST AIR GUITAR ENSEMBLE
The following act as a guide to the specific considerations
and undertakings, in addition to the general requirements,
for any potential attempt on the 'Largest air guitar ensemble'.
They should be read and understood by all concerned –
organisers, participants and witnesses – prior to the event.


RULES
This record is for an air guitar ensemble consisting of the most
players, properly conducted under concert conditions. (Free or
open-air recitals are acceptable.)
1. All members of the ensemble should be proficient musicians and they
must be directed by an experienced air guitarist.
2. Should the participants not be proficient musicians, it is
permissible to hold an air guitar lesson before the attempt. This
lesson must be taught by an experienced air guitarist, preferably
someone who has competed in the Air Guitar World Championships.
3. The person leading the ensemble must be an experienced air
guitarist, and details of his qualifications must be submitted to
Guinness World Records prior to the event.
4. A formal registration process should take place. The number of
musicians is confirmed by individuals signing their own names once
only on a form witnessed by two independent persons. No 'ditto' marks
accepted.
5. As full a recital as possible should be given to be directly
comparable with the original record but, if this is not practicable, a
recognised pieces of guitar based music lasting at least five minutes
should be performed.
6. Should more than one piece of music be performed a pause of no
longer than 30 seconds is permitted between numbers.
7. Acoustic or electric air guitars may be played.
8. Improvisation is not permitted.
9. Sufficent stewards must be provided to ensure all participants are
actively playing their air guitars for the duration of the rendition
10. Those participants deemed not playing sufficently will be asked to
stop playing and disregarded from the total count.
11. The name of the organisation, company or person(s) organising the
attempt should be given along with the date and place.

newcastle air guitar this friday night at the archers, newcastle... 8pm

disastronaut chart 4th july

1. stanton warriors "pop ya cork" [punks]
2. pfn "make a move / coils" [10 kilo]
3. evil nine "pearl shot" [marine parade]
4. flat pack "sweet child o mine-mylo remix" [breastfed]
5. roisin murphy" "if we're in love" [echo]
6. sygaire "got to be there" [sonar kollective]
7. !!! "take ecstasy with me" [warp]
8. ron trent "dub life" [atal music]
9. jamie lidell "multiply lp" [warp]
10. mattafix "big city life - remixes" [buddhist punk]
11. r. kelly "in the closet pts. 1-5" [jive] = best worst video ever?
12. jonathan ulysses meets joe samba jr "all i want is you" [afrovision]
13. timo garcia "into the light" [berwick street records]
14. juliet "ride the pain" [virgin]
15. audrey "ep" [stereo test kit]
16. jody watley "looking for a new love" [peace bisquit/curvve]
17. rob marmot "welcome - hoxton whores remix" [cdr]
18. one trilion "lazy boy" [label catastrophic]
19. idealistic voyage "digitalism" [kitsune]
20. v/a "lord lucan is still missing" [12 apostles]
21. deep dish "say hello - dylan rhymes mix" [positiva]
22. disastronaut "down down down" [white]
23. bodyrockers "round and round - mixes" [mercury]
24. nostalgia 77 "the hope suite" [tru thoughts]
25. fischerspooner "never win - promo 2" [emi]
26. aquasky "direct hit" [777]
27. husky rescue "city lights - remixes" [catskills]
28. the chemical brothers "the boxer" [virgin]
29. breakfastaz "midnight / lift me up" [againt the grain]
30. morcheeba "lighten up" [echo]
31. kanye west "diamonds from sierra leone" [roc-a-fella]
32. rio rhythm band "carnival da casa - christian j rmx" [boombox records]
33. bg vs. buzz /mure "say what / let's go to bed" [inboots]
34. dab hands "supergood" [ten records]
35. will saul "tic toc" [simple records]
36. royksopp "only this moment" [wall of sound]
37. l.e.o. "change is gonna come" [gung-ho!]
38. adriano canzian "pornography lp" [gigolo]
39. splitloop "on my mind" [against the grain]
40. ladytron "sugar -mixes" [island]